Growing up, my mother would always say to me  ‘yu musn’ go a road a si people wid nutten an beg dem fi it’ (you must not go out and beg people for things that they have).  I always asked myself, why she thought that I would do something like that.  I have come to the realization that that was her way of telling me that people possess the ability to embarrass you, by telling you, and even others, about all they have done for you, which can be truly disgraceful; I have seen it.

People will go the distance to communicate that they are tired of you and it is time for you to quit begging.   The song below is the perfect example of how far people will go to let you know that they are tired of you or even that you need to seek help because you are suffering from a serious case of Begaritis, which can be fatal if not treated immediately.

The chorus is really funny, especially the person in the background making the very timely remarks.  Though I see this as pure comedy, persons like Begiesha, do exist, especially if they hear you are overseas and you are due a visit home.  They will find ways to let you know what they desire, and even go to the extent to let you know what they do not want.   When you know that things are extremely bad is if you are spoken of in the manner that Begiesha was highlighted in verse 2.  Life lesson, do not put yourself in a position in which you will be made a mockery.

 

THIS SONG IS VERY COMEDIC, PLEASE, ENJOY 🙂

 

Begginz     

By Leftside ft Tinkerbell

 

INTRO

(BEGIESHA)

Goodie pan yu profile yu si wan white dress weh yu have on

Mi no know if a weddn yu go or sopm but yu look like…..

Three a unu tek di picture an unu look like Charlie’s angel

Mi a go waahn dah white dress deh

And yu si di pink dress weh yu have to wid di pink shoes

An di likkle pink clutch sopm, da sopm deh, mi a go waah da sopm deh

An di purple dress weh yu promise mi an di next dress weh mi tell yu seh

Mi a go tek from yu

Mi a go waah dem sopm deh

Yu zimmi Goodie

 

CHORUS

Mi clothes a fimi

Mi shoes a fimi

A no yournz a a a no yournz (bright)

Di wig a fimi, a neva you gi mi (watch har)

A no yournz a a a no yournz

Mi clothes a fimi

Mi shoes a fimi

A no yournz a a a no yournz (bright)

Di wig a fimi, a neva you gi mi (watch har)

A no yournz

 

VERSE 1

Weh di gyal a do!

A borrow clothes from every gyal ina di lane

Yu no si di gyal doh have no shame

Shi all a magl (model) pan face book page

Ina di likkle frock, weh shi borrow from Fay

Right yah now yu fi go knock up har gate

Tell har fi send yu tings kaa yu going on a date

A weh shi hear bout, shi no rate

She woulda borrow all di likkle food ina yu plate

When shi come a yu yard yu haffi hide everything

Hide all di pot dem weh ina di kitchen

A weh shi come from shi is a walking sin

So as shi call yu fone a dis yu fi sing seh

 

CHORUS

Mi clothes a fimi

Mi shoes a fimi

A no yournz a a a no yournz (bright)

Di wig a fimi, a neva you gi mi (watch har)

A no yournz a a a no yournz

Mi clothes a fimi

Mi shoes a fimi

A no yournz a a a no yournz (bright)

Di wig a fimi, a neva you gi mi (watch har)

A no yournz

 

(BEGIESHA)

Goodie  so yu know seh  yu coulda build two wig and send dung to

But yu not even know mi head size so yu no know seh mi head big

Mi have wan big headfind wan big head person kaaz kaaz

An yu si di all-inna-one weh yu did have onmi waah couple a dem deh

Yu si mi Goodie

 

VERSE 2

Everything shi see yu wid a dat shi waahn

Shi wi tek aal yu sleep, tek aal yu yawn

Tek aal yu teeth, tek aal yu jaw

Tek aal di baggy dem from outa yu draw (hahaa)

Shi wi tek yu perfume aafa shelf

Tek aal yu money, tek aal yu healt

Tek weh yu shoes an tek weh yu belt

Shi tiif so till shi aal a tek weh herself

Tell har

 

CHORUS

Mi clothes a fimi

Mi shoes a fimi

A no yournz a a a no yournz (bright)

Di wig a fimi, a neva you gi mi (watch har)

A no yournz a a a no yournz

Mi clothes a fimi

Mi shoes a fimi

A no yournz a a a no yournz (bright)

Di wig a fimi, a neva you gi mi (watch har)

A no yournz a a a no yournz

 

(BEGIESHA)

Goodie just saat out di tingz fi mi

Yu done know,

Haffi tell everybody seh a mi fren shop fi mi an bare tingz

Yu haffi represent fimi ino my fren

Yu know how fi mek yu fren saat out an look good

 

Song ends

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