A few years ago I was battling the flu so from time to time I would have a sneezing fit, without knowledge of this, a passerby started laughing and in between laughs said ‘yes rasta, Joe deh bout’ (Yes rasta, Joe is around).  Having knowledge of this Joe fellow, I too started laughing because whether or not it was true I was more concerned about getting over the flu.

The million dollar question you may however be asking is who is this Joe individual that had this person so hysteric?

FIRST NAME:           Joe

SURNAME:               Grine (alternate spelling, Grind)

ALIAS:                        Joe, JG

D.O.B.:                       Unknown

OCCUPATION:        International Service Provider (ISP)

ADDRESS:               Unknown

ETHNICITY:              ?

SKILLS:                     Elusion, Stealth, Fence-jumping & Escaping

There are still some specifics about Joe that are unknown; DOB, ethnicity and address.  If any of those particulars that Joe would want to remain unknown is his address.  Reason being, an ISP is an extremely dangerous job, which requires that Joe is on call 24/7 and with each call it is unknown if he will ever return home.  The thing about it is that Joe always aims to please so his clients are never dissatisfied with his job.  However, affiliates of the clients are the ones who are always left fuming once they find out about the job, not because of quality but because the job was done.  To his client, Joe’s most appealing quality is that his that his services are totally free (except for international operations where the client may offer to foot all expenses).

Run Joe Run
Spice

Wet Up Riddim

INTRO

Wine faas and den mi wine slow

Mi a wine and a tink bout Joe

Arch mi back and tip up pan mi toe

Mi ready fi go put on a show

VERSE 1

Inna mi bed, lay dung a mek a call

Waah Joe come climb up mi wall

Mood weh mi inna me well turn on

And mi body start feel like when rain a fall

But as mi and Joe start fi play

Mi hear di big turbo muffler inna di driveway

Mi man a soldier and mi neva memba seh pan a Wednesday him come back home half-day

CHORUS

Run Joe run (run)

Mi hear mi husband a come

Run Joe run (run)

Mi hear mi husband a come

Run Joe run (run)

Mi hear mi husband a come

Mi bonafide man a cooome

VERSE 2

Di way mi man love dis yah ting weh mi got

If him coulda, pan me, him woulda put a padlock

If him ketch yu mi know seh a straight Dovecot

Dust yu out like mat kaaz him cross like dat

If mi man did know how fi fulfill mi dream

Mi wouldn’t haffi cheat and go to di extreme

A no bun, a di whole factory mi giim

Joe shot outa here like a M16

CHORUS

Run Joe run (run)

Mi hear mi husband a come

Run Joe run (run)

Mi hear mi husband a come

Run Joe run (run)

Mi hear mi husband a come

Mi bonafide man a cooome

VERSE 3

Mi a wine up mi body, fling it pan Joe Grind

Bubble mi a bubble and a bump and grine

Tic pan time, no care if he’s mine

Tiif mi a tiif and a have a good time

Body ketch a fire mi ready fi gwaan bad

Excitement, mek mi all a jump like mi glad

A no Moses but mi waah yu bless mi wid di rod

If mi man hold yu, yu haffi run like yu maad

CHORUS

Run Joe run (run)

Mi hear mi husband a come

Run Joe run (run)

Mi hear mi husband a come

Run Joe run (run)

Mi hear mi husband a come

Mi bonafide man a cooome

Semi-INSTRUMENTAL UNTIL SONG ENDS

 

This is only a synopsis of who Joe is, however, if after reading the briefing aand listening to one of his client’s tell of her ordeal and you are still clueless about who he is, kindly refer to the lyrics of the song below where Joe will tell you about one his ordeals.  However, If you are still clueless about who Joe is afterwards, please leave a comment with your questions.

 

 

Joe Grind
Chino

Board House Records

Dutty Cartoon Riddim

 

INTRO

Imagine mi just done voice and mi look pan mi fone and see twelve miss call from Karrin

Shi tell mi shi deh home alone an she need mi ina har zone kaaz a man just gone a farin

Shi tell mi fi carry some liquor fi build up har vibes quicka, a bakkle a apple vodka mi carry

So den when wi link later on yu done know weh gwaan from Joe Grind drop ina di cabin

 

 

CHORUS

Fi be a Joe Grind dat a serious wuk

Yu neva know when di man a yard going pop up

But real Joe Grind still doh give a fuck

Mek mi tell yu dis, di gyal dem haffi get wuk

Fi be a Joe Grind dat a serious wuk

Yu neva know when di man a yard going pop up

But real Joe Grind still doh give a fuck

Unu listen dis, di gyal dem haffi get hey

 

 

VERSE 1

Mi hear di door pull him seh come here deh darling

Mi si she fly dung di step wid har fake yawning

She seh wah yu nah badda go a St. Martin

Him seh  di storm delay di flight till a maanin

Anyway uufa car dat ina mi parking

She seh aahm is a man come install di awning

An is a Benz him drive dat sound appalling

No mi need fi see da bredda yah gwaan go call him

Den shi kiss him pan him neck an a try fi stall him

All di two traveling bag shi a try tek from him

Him seh hold on deh likkle bit beg yu pardon

How awning fi a put up when di rain falling

Same time ina di closet mi phone alarm ring

Di gyal start pudong a piece a cow bawling

Mi ina di closet but mi still nah fret kaa mi have sopm yah fi calm him

 

 

CHORUS

Fi be a Joe Grind dat a serious wuk

Yu neva know when di man a yard going pop up

But real Joe Grind still doh give a fuck

Mek mi tell yu dis, di gyal dem haffi get wuk

Well fi be a Joe Grind dat a serious wuk

Yu neva know when di man a yard going pop up

But real Joe Grind still doh give a fuck

Unu listen dis, di gyal dem haffi get wuk

 

VERSE 2

Yow rude bwoy careful a di place dem weh yu bleach pan gyal

Try know weh yu a do when yu a tiif man gyal

Kaaz it guda sticky if yu trouble a soldier man girl or yu ramp wid a police man gyal

Hey, when it no worth it no badda

Don’t even tink bout di Don baby madda

Yu a hear me, why yu definitely no try aafta, no matta how she big try low di Don daughter

 

CHORUS

Fi be a Joe Grind dat a serious wuk

Yu neva know when di man a yard going pop up

But real Joe Grind still doh give a fuck

Mek mi tell yu dis, di gyal dem haffi get wuk

Fi be a Joe Grind dat a serious wuk

Yu neva know when di man a yard going pop up

But real Joe Grind still doh give a fuck

Unu listen dis, di gyal dem haffi get wuk

 

Song fades to end

 

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